Does God Almighty have genitals? Have you ever wondered? I’m surprised I’ve never. But there are a lot of pretty inquisitive people out there. One of them, Alexander Waugh, raises this and other questions in his book God.

Other observations include that God chose the Flood as a more effective means of destruction than, say, 'packets of irresistible biscuits that explode in the oesophagus'. And a courtroom investigates Jesus's parentage, as if hauling God up before the Child Support Agency.